Well I saw ‘Superman Returns’ last night, and not only did I get a rather awesome Daily Planet newspaper as a souvenir, but I also got a great flick. Even the overweight drunk redneck in a rather form fitting superman costume hooping and hollering didn’t sour my good time. Well…ok. Yes it did. I mean come on. “Oh man, look at the son of a bitch fly!” or “Dang, that potato chip is HUGE! Now that’s just funny. I don’t care who you are. That shit is funny” Those comments just aren’t needed. And just so you know, when I retire and open up my own movie theater, those type of people won’t be allowed in. So come on by…in about 40 years.

Other than that though, it was a really good movie. And some of the twists and turns in the story really took…balls of steel. Get it? Great title huh? I knew you were waiting to see how I was going to work that one in. But that’s all I’m going to say. Oh and “screw you Roger Ebert!” He wrote a pretty harsh, and in my opinion, badly articulated review of Superman. Google it if you want. But despite what that critic has to say, go see this movie, and enjoy the 3 hour running time. And no, that wasn’t a typo. It is indeed 3 freakin’ hours long. But honestly it goes by quickly.

Oh and on a side note in the Marvel universe, Spidey 3 looks really good. Venom, Sandman, Green Goblin. I can’t wait. Later all…