One shot down, fourty-four to go. And with that, I’m taking a week off to actually enjoy this time off.

So what’s new with me…hmmm…well not much really. I’ve been watching the news alot with my girlfriend since she’s from New Orleans, and trying to cheer her up and keep her laughing. I think that’s really all you can do when something so horrible happens like this. And the news has actually helped in the humor, especially Fox News. One news anchor coined the phrase, “Toxic Gumbo’ in her description of the sess pool that was once water. Jess and I just looked at each other and we both instantly knew…that’s an awesome name for a zombie movie set in the South. So keep your eyes out for “Toxic Gumbo.” Opening Soon in a theater near you.

We also rented ‘Waterworld’. Now, before you say how insensitive this is let me just point out…it was her idea. So it’s ok. I’m not an ass.

Oh, and I also just got a memory foam mattress topper, and ohhhh is it sweet. I’ve never slept so well, seriously. If you have fifty bucks to spend, I highly recommend it. Oh and also…whatever you do…avoid ‘The Brother’s Grimm’. We actually walked out it was so damn bad.

So memory foam = good. ‘The Brother’s Grimm’ = BAD….

Well that’s it for now. Sorry I don’t have much to say. Give me a week to recoup from this constant barrage of work and I’m sure I’ll have all sorts of witty quips and engaging stories to regale you all with. Until then…

Dry land is not a myth, I’ve seen it!